I mean seriously. This is how producers cast and direct Project Runway:
1. Find the most dramatic idiots in every demographic you can sell ads to. Ambiguous heterosexuality is a must for one to two characters.
2. Give Michael Kors a saddlebag filled with coke. Have him snort it all through a paper towel roll made of tweed.
3. Extend Heidi Klum's bangs one-half inch each episode. Oh, and make sure they form some kind of uneven mushroom around her skull.
4. Keep Tim Gunn looking confused and/or condescending.
Mix, bake, and get baked.
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