Quixotica

Pacmarked

So this is almost 5 months late, but apparently Tupac should have showed up ALIVE somewhere in July of this year. Hopefully his continued deceased-ness will quell all the similarly-styled Mayan propaganda telling us the apocalypse is in 2012. We all know the Mayans used sundials to calculate this figure, and guess what? Sundials only work during the day. So there.

January 31, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Judah: yes i belive it 2! 2pac iz comming back in 2007! 7th day theory

February 4, 2007 at 12:29 am

WS PIRU: 2pac kumin bak 07-07-07 n if u luk in yo calender its xactly 7 dayz which is a saturday part of da 7 theory

WAT you ThiNk????

July 7, 2007 at 11:11 am

pacfan77: WERE HE AT DAWGS

It's Official

IT HAS BEEN FOUND: The Official Photo Gallery of Scandinavia.

Good thing they still have a booming faux reindeer industry.

THX, or Mood: Quixotic

Things to learn from this holiday we call "Thanksgiving":


1. White wine is only meant to be consumed in great amounts. Rapaciously.

2. Thanksgiving dinner sucks if you're a vegetarian. Sure, I made myself a little grilled egg-and-cheese sandwich for the main course, but I was still expecting a lot of good sides. Yet the stuffing had meat in it--I mean, what the fuck now???? Fouling up my sweet potato casserole by putting sausage on top, I can deal with. But don't touch the stuffing, dude. That shit is sacred.

3. Atheists should not read psalms at the table if the rest of the table is decides that is what is going to happen. It's about as bad a decision as bringing up Nietzsche at the Jerry Falwell Memorial Museum and Gift Shop.

4. mashed potatoooooooooooeoeooeoeoooooooooooeoeeoeooooos.

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You know you love that Retch.

More like Throw-up

Why do Throwbacks always have to refer to things people adored/were-too-naive-to-adore in the recent past? Can they ever refer to things that induce hopeless loathing?

J.C. Penney's Throwback to L.L. Bean: Lacing L.L. Bean's website with pop-ups.

Look out for this season's sleeper hit starring the two corporate giants, 12 Angry Abbreviated Capitalists.

Auto Neurotic

Just think: a bumper sticker that coaxes other cars to crash into you. The perfect holiday item for your favorite crash fetishist, machine-lover, greaser head, or curious youngster.

Neither of those sentences above is a complete sentence. Except maybe the first one. "Just think" is an imperative. Does that count? What if it is a categorical imperative? Are the grammar police Kantians?

Count how many times you read the word "blog" (or some other miscegenation of the term) on this site.

Winners get a lifetime supply of Chalky Grandma Mints.

Fashion Lush

Dear Tinkerbell,

Your movements were graceful as you glided down the steps on Ruffner Bridge. Even your air of nostalgic superiority enchanted me. Or maybe it was just all the angel dust.

Sure wasn't the camel toe.

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On the Furry side of life