Do You Know It's Halloween

I know that Halloween technically lasts all day (and into the next day, hopefully in a different bed), but the students that do decide to dress up during the waking hours need to get their asses checked. Dressing up as a Rocky Horror character does not, no matter what the law books say, entitle you to swing your goddamn cane around like an escaped hospice patient with a debilitating case of physical Tourette's.

There should be a movement to Live Action Role Play famous Maury Povich guests. But only if they are 15. And love humpin'. And blankets.